Valerie gets assigned to speak with Jenna once a week. She is very weird and troubled, and really should not be counseling anybody. After being assigned to Jenna, Valerie comes to think of her as her best friend.

Valerie Marks Quotes

Tamara: What kind of monster would do something so Resident Evil?
Valerie: Sadie!

Lissa: And now everyone probably thinks I'm unstable.
Valerie: ...honey that probably has more to do with your twitchy eye than your outburst.

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Awkward Quotes

Jenna: This year would be my year. For once I wouldn't be overlooked not with Matty at my... backdoor!
Matty: Oh sorry, I slipped.

For 15 years I fantasized about everyone noticing me as I walked down the hall. What would I be wearing? Would every guy worship me? Would I be five inches taller and have porn tits? No, that was not my reality. My moment in the spotlight sucked some serious ass.

Jenna