Charlie and Lyndsey Bond

Charlie and Lyndsey Bond

Alan gets jealous when Charlie bonds with his girlfriend, Lyndsey, on the upcoming Two and a Half Men.
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Charlie and Courtney Break Up

Charlie and Courtney Break Up

Charlie and Courtney (Jenny McCarthy) break up on Two and a Half Men, sending Charlie into a depression.
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Jenny McCarthy on Two and a Half Men

Jenny McCarthy on Two and a Half Men

Darn you, Charlie Harper! You don't deserve to spend time with Jenny McCarthy, who returns to the show in late 2010.
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Berta Leaves

Berta Leaves

Berta goes on vacation, forcing Charlie to get a replacement on Two and a Half Men.
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Berta's Repalcement

Berta's Repalcement

When Berta goes out of town, Charlie gets a replacement for her in "A Good Time in Central Africa."
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Jake and a Girl

Jake and a Girl

Charlie interrupts Jake while he tries to get his mack on in "Springtime on a Stick."
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Setting Up Mom

Setting Up Mom

Charlie and Alan set their mother up with Russell, the pharmacist, on "Springtime on a Stick."
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Charlie and Alan Discuss

Charlie and Alan Discuss

Charlie and Alan have a nice little discussion while Charlie enjoys a drink on Two and a Half Men.
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Drink Still in Hand

Drink Still in Hand

Put down that drink, Charlie! The character looks to cut down on his alcohol intake when season eight premiere.
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Jake and Charlie

Jake and Charlie

Charlie has his license suspended on the season finale of Two and a Half Men. It's up to Jake to drive him around.
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Charlie Harper Photo

Charlie Harper Photo

Charlie Harper is played by Charlie Sheen. No matter what personal problems this guy has, the public keeps tuning in to his sitcom.
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Charlie and Chelsea Talk

Charlie and Chelsea Talk

Charlie tries to avoid meeting Chelsea's parents by making up a colonoscopy appointment.
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Two and a Half Men Quotes

You know when dogs are sick they hide until they feel better.. probably why they're man's best friend

Charlie

Charlie: Why'd you change your friggin hair?
Alan: My girlfriend asked me to.
Charlie: If your new girlfriend asked you to jump off a bridge, would you?
Alan: If she put her tongue in my mouth while she asked me...
Charlie: I can't blame you. I once bought a woman a car for the same reason.
Alan: She put her tongue in your mouth?
Charlie: Sure. Let's say mouth.