Alan tries to figure out why Lyndsey's with her boyfriend on Two and a Half Men. "Alan Harper, Pleasing Women Since 2003" is the fifth episode of the show's 11th season.
Lyndsey goes out on a date with someone other than Alan on Two and a Half Men. "Run, Steven Staven! Run!" is the 14 episode of the show's tenth season.
Are Alan and Lyndsey ready to take their relationship to the next level on Two and a Half Men. "Something My Gynocologist Said" is the eighth episode of the show's tenth season.
Alan and Lindsey decide to try and spice up their love life on Two and a Half Men. "Four Balls, Two Bats, and One Mitt" is the third episode of the show's tenth season.
Alan and Lindsey argue on this episode of Two and a Half Men. "Oh Look! Al Qaeda!" is the 24th installment and the season finale of the show's 9th season.
When Alan moves in with Lindsey the results are not what he expected on Two and a Half Men. "Mr. Hose Says Yes" is the 21st episode of the show's 9th season
Jake: Can I go back to mom's tomorrow? Alan: Why? Jake: I want to hang out with my friends. Alan: What, all of a sudden your father's not good enough for you? Jake: It's not "all of a sudden."
Alan: Since when do you have a wet suit? Charlie: Since I moved to the beach and noticed it was full of hot surfer chicks. If I lived next to Jellystone Park I'd have a bear suit and a picnic basket
