Billy and the Boys

Billy and the Boys

Billy ends up corrupting Phil and Lem after Ted manages to land him a job as a salesman.
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Phil and Lem Present

Phil and Lem Present

Phil and Lem present their translation device to the Veridian executives.
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Lem Teaches Phil

Lem Teaches Phil

Lem teaches Phil how to insult people when a company memo comes out telling them to.
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Phil and Stella

Phil and Stella

Phil ends up going to dinner with Lem's mother, Stella (Khandi Alexander) on the next episode of Better Off Ted.
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Phil and Lem the Jesters

Phil and Lem the Jesters

Phuil and Lem are demoted to court jesters when Ted defeats them in battle. He's their boss at life now.
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Linda Gets Needled

Linda Gets Needled

Linda ends up with a hypodermic needle in her when she comes down to visit Phil and Lem in the lab. That'll teach her.
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Phil Still Screams

Phil Still Screams

Looks like poor Phil still has that pesky little screaming problem he got from being cryogenically frozen by Veridian during the pilot.
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Phil is Frozen

Phil is Frozen

Phil is used to an experiment for cryogenic freezing. Wow it looks a lot more painful than we thought it'd be.
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Phil and Lem

Phil and Lem

Phil and Lem work together to work on Ted's idea to use this really uncomfortable fabric to make a chair. Hey, it's better than using it for breakfast meats.
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Ted and His Scientists

Ted and His Scientists

Ted talks to his two favorite research scientists, Lem Hewitt and Phil Mymen in this scene from the pilot from Better Off Ted.
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Ted and Phil

Ted and Phil

Although Ted initially convinced Phil to go ahead and take place in their cryogenic freezing experiment, he tries to talk him out of it the next day.
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Jonathan Slavin as Phil Mymen

Jonathan Slavin as Phil Mymen

Jonathan Slavin plays Phil Mymen on ABC's off-the-wall office comedy, Better Off Ted. Phil is one of Ted's top research scientists.
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Better Off Ted Quotes

Okay, people, we need to turn this simple festive gourd into a killer. I've asked Dr. Bamba to take a look at how Nature does it, because Nature is a fantastic killer of things

Ted

Veronica: We want to weaponize a pumpkin.
Ted: Then so do I. Because?
Veronica: There's a country with whom we do business that grows a great deal of pumpkins and would welcome additional uses for them. As well as cheaper ways to kill their enemies.
Ted: Well, finally the pumpkin gets to do something besides Halloween.
Veronica: Pie.
Ted: Halloween and pie