Better Off Ted Quotes
Deal with it!Phil and Lem
When you do care, you care one hundred and crazy percent.Linda [to Veronica]
Do you know how many times I didn't get laid in college because girls don't like getting hissed at by a jealous possum?
If you tell anyone I did you a solid, I will tear off your head and tinkle in your skull!Billy
That's right, once a month they send us a new cadaver whether we're finished with the old one or not.Phil
Saddle up, Linda! And say goodbye to common sense.Veronica
We can't leave work in the middle of the day. We're not Somali pirates.Phil
The forest will run red with the blood of woodland creatures who doubted little Veronica and will now pay with their furry little lives.Veronica
I had an aunt who fought a cow for beer money once. The cow never forgave her.Linda
Hey, are those fresh nuts?Billy
Bang zoom! I'm getting a muffin!
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