McGee, Ducky, Palmer

McGee, Ducky, Palmer

McGee, Ducky and Palmer on the Season 9 premiere of NCIS. "Nature of the Beast" airs September 20 on CBS.
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Abby and McGee Photo

Abby and McGee Photo

Abby and McGee do their thing on NCIS. That thing is always quite entertaining.
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Dismembered Victim

Dismembered Victim

Who killed this guy? And why were his digits cut off?
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Scared of Needles

Scared of Needles

Sorry, Tony. It's gonna take awhile to live that one down.
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Identity Theft Victim

Identity Theft Victim

McGee was the victim of identity theft in "Freedom." It was pretty funny actually.
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Gibbs, McGee and Abby 2.0

Gibbs, McGee and Abby 2.0

Abby Bourne, that is. Of CGIS.
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Tim and Ziva

Tim and Ziva

Hello! NCIS calling!
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The Mailman Did It

The Mailman Did It

Tony and McGee were suspicious from the start.
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Gibbs and Right Hand Men

Gibbs and Right Hand Men

Gibbs, DiNozzo and McGee in "Borderland." What does this episode hold for the NCIS agents?
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Getting on Board

Getting on Board

McGee and Tony investigate the case... most likely while goofing around. You gotta love these NCIS agents.
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McAbby

McAbby

Abby and McGee look over evidence in the team's latest case. These two should really date!
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McGee and Holly

McGee and Holly

McGee and Holly in "Guilty Pleasure," the April 6, 2009 episode of NCIS. Ms. Snow is back and on the side of the good guys this time.
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NCIS Quotes

Gibbs: Tobias? What the hell’s going on?
Fornell: What’s going on? You got me fired!

McGee: All right. Well you should probably know that Abby and I used to date?
Bishop: Ew. Like, each other?
McGee: Yeah.
Bishop: Wait - isn't that a violation of rule 12, never date a....
McGee: It was a long time ago. After we'd broken up, one night I went to her lab. Found a scribbled piece paper; a list. Potential boyfriends had to fulfill certain conditions by a pre-arranged date or else, goodbye.
Bishop: Such as.
McGee: Things started off relatively normal: opening the door for her, flowers, putting the seat down. Then around number 8, it gets uh...
Bishop: What?
McGee: Does she know you have these?
Bishop: Does she know you have these?
McGee: Yeah she wasn't happy when she found out.
Bishop: These are all very specific.
McGee: Yeah.
Bishop: These ideas apply to you?
McGee: No those rules weren't in place when we were together. At least I don't think so.
Bishop: What's with the two month cutoff? Abby's sabotaging herself. I've seen stuff like this before. We have to talk to her.