Jeff: What kind of experiment is the Doctor working on anyway? Stan: Eh, some kind of experimental surgery to increase or some crap. Jeff: Do you think he could do it to me? Stan: Dumb guy like you? I could see why you'd be interested, but he still hasn't perfected the operation.
Jeff: Doctor Wishbone! I'd like to volunteer for your a speriment. Doctor: Oh I would love to have a human test subject. But, you should know there's a 99% chance you'll end up brain-dead. Jeff: Uhhh, 99 out of a million? I think I'll take my chances.