American Dad Season 16 Episode 1: "Who Smarted?" Quotes
Myron: Let's go to the old tire factory and whip this bird against the big rock!
Francine: I wish Stan would take me places.
Smart Goose: HONK!
Doctor: You can honk that again, Squawky.
Jeff: Doctor Wishbone! I'd like to volunteer for your a speriment.
Doctor: Oh I would love to have a human test subject. But, you should know there's a 99% chance you'll end up brain-dead.
Jeff: Uhhh, 99 out of a million? I think I'll take my chances.
Jeff: What kind of experiment is the Doctor working on anyway?
Stan: Eh, some kind of experimental surgery to increase or some crap.
Jeff: Do you think he could do it to me?
Stan: Dumb guy like you? I could see why you'd be interested, but he still hasn't perfected the operation.