Hey, pussies! This is exactly what those assholes at Cobra Kai want. Since you were one of 'em, you're an asshole. So are you. So was I, at least I was trying to be one. But now, Cobra Kai is the worst collection of assholes in the Valley, run by the King of all Assholes. So if by merging with Eagle Fang, weird name by the way, can keep us all from being shit on anymore, then we'd all be assholes not to do it. I'm sorry for all the "assholes." I usuallu take pride in my grandiloquece, but it's an emotional time.