Bree's Dinner Party

Bree hosts a dinner party and introduces everyone to Orson's ex-wife, Alma.
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Creepy Santa Claus

Suspected pedophile Ari shows up to a block party dressed as Santa Claus.
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Gabrielle Coaching

Gabrielle decides to start coaching young girls for a beauty pageant.
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Detective Ridley

Detective Ridley (Ernie Hudson) is eager to search Mike's apartment for clues about the mruder of Monique.
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Crazy Carolyn

Crazy Carolyn ends up holding Lynette and other hostage when she robs a supermarket.
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Angry Lynette

Lynette gets angry with Tom after he kisses his ex-girlfriend slash baby momma, Nora.
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Bree and Danielle

After Bree makes Danielle leave her teacher, Mr. Falati, she attempts suicide.
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Mike and Edie!?

Mike wakes up from his coma with no memory and evil Edie convinces him she was his girlfriend. Nice.
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Julie and Austin Picture

Julie gets help from Edie's nephew, Austin, when she loses power at her house. Hot.
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Bree Marries Orson

Despite her friends' advice, Bree goes forward and marries Orson.
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Mike's in a Coma

Susan lays next to Mike, who six months later is still in a coma after Orson ran him over.
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Desperate Housewives Season 3 Quotes

(talking on the phone) Hey Gaby, It's Lynette. Got a little emergency here. Is it okay if we use your back yard? (pauses) Great, great. And we take complete responsibility for whatever the pony does. Hope you get this message soon.

Lynette

Bree: Excuse me. Did you lose something?
Orson: No. I just thought... for you.
Bree: Oh, um. I don't do that.
Orson: Why not?
Bree: I'm a republican.
Orson: I'm a libertarian. I believe in minimizing the role of the state and maximizing individual rights.
Bree: But Orson?!
Orson: Trust me. I know what I'm doing.