Ari: Barbra, hi. Barbara Miller: "Barbara hi?" What kind of a weird greeting is that? Ari: What would you like? Barbara: It's not what I'd like, but I'm more used to, "Hey Babs, you're so old I'm surprised they didn't carry you here in a coffin."
Vince: Hey, there's my motherf*cker. Get it? Eric: Oh I get it, hilarious. Johnny Drama: I don't get it. Turtle: Mother f*cker. E f*cked the mother. Drama: Oh you mean step mother f*cker. I get it! That's funny bro.
