A Pretend Date

A Pretend Date

Just play along, people. Jess is pretending to be Nick's girlfriend at a wedding in this scene.

New Girl Season 1 Episode 3 Quotes

Schmidt: Who let the dirty slut out of the slut house?
Jess [in a British accent]: Probably the slut butler, right!

So when I do the chicken dance I do it a little differently. Instead of doing claps, I like to do a peck. It's more realistic.