Men of means.

Winston and Nick

You ain't ready for the California kid.

Schmidt

That's for sucker MCs, and west coast punks.

Jess

Fairfax and La Brea.

Cece

Why is it always Africa? They have a deep catalogue.

Principal Foster

I'm single and sufficient.

Jess

I'm about to take Aly to Mount Smushmore.

Winston

Emotionally they may not be available, but socially they are.

Jess

You're a real sandwich lady and I wanna scream your name across the ocean.

Nick

Melanie Farts, signed five times.

Jess

Paul Ryan 2020.

Schmidt

On paper we're as ugly as Winston's belly button ring.

Schmidt

New Girl Quotes

I'm not convinced I know how to read, I've just memorized a lot of words.

Nick

Why does he act like the Pope when he's happy?

Jess