New Girl Season 1 Episode 3: "Wedding" Quotes
Nick: Jess, you know I don't dance.
Jess: Oh but you didn't know I do this. I'm mime walking. I'm Mime-chael Jackson.
Yea! He has me...and our baby! And our other baby!Jess
So what I need you to do is this. I need you to put vodka in a water bottle, ok? Then rendezvous with me in the restroom.Schmidt
We just started dating so were still in that honeymoon phase. I barely sleep. So much doing it.Jess
He's so soft, like a towel.Jess
No teeth! You can't use prop teeth!Nick
Schmidt: We don't want to be mean, we just don't want you to be yourself...in any way.
Jess: Okay. Suppress the Jess. Got it.
I really just want to get in there and ush this wedding in the face!Winston
Schmidt: Who let the dirty slut out of the slut house?
Jess [in a British accent]: Probably the slut butler, right!
So when I do the chicken dance I do it a little differently. Instead of doing claps, I like to do a peck. It's more realistic.Jess