George: I like sports. I could do something in sports. Jerry: Uh-huh. Uh-huh. In what capacity? George: You know, like the general manager of a baseball team or something. Jerry: Yeah. Well, that - that could be tough to get. George: Well, it doesn't even have to be the general manager. Maybe I could be like, an announcer. Like a colour man. You know how I always make those interesting comments during the game. Jerry: Yeah. Yeah. You make good comments. George: What about that? Jerry: Well, they tend to give those jobs to ex-ballplayers and people that are, you know, in broadcasting. George: Well, that's really not fair. Jerry: I know. Well, okay. Okay. What else do you like? George: Movies. I like to watch movies. Jerry: Yeah. Yeah. George: Do they pay people to watch movies? Jerry: Projectionists. George: That's true. Jerry: But you gotta know how to work the projector. George: Right. Jerry: And it's probably a union thing. George: (scoffs) Those unions. (sighs) Okay. Sports, movies what about a talk show host? Jerry: Talk show host. That's good. George: I think I'd be good at that. I talk to people all the time. Someone even told me once they thought I'd be a good talk show host. Jerry: Really? George: Yeah. A couple of people. I don't get that, though. Where do you start? Jerry: Well, that's where it gets tricky. George: You can't just walk into a building and say "I wanna be a talk show host". Jerry: I wouldn't think so. George: It's all politics. Jerry: All right, okay. Sports, movies, talk show host. What else? George: This could have been a huge mistake. Jerry: Well, it doesn't sound like you completely thought this through.
George: Why don't they have salsa on the table? Jerry: What do you need salsa for? George: Salsa is now the number one condiment in America. Jerry: You know why? Because people like to say "salsa." "Excuse me, do you have any salsa?" We need more salsa." "Where's the salsa? No salsa?" George: You know, it must be impossible for a Spanish person to order seltzer and not get salsa. "I wanted seltzer, not salsa!" Jerry: "Don't you know the difference between seltzer and salsa?! You have the seltzer after the salsa!"