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Watch Seinfeld Season 4 Episode 24
"The Pilot: Part 2"
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Jerry and George begin taping Jerry and everyone gives advice to their screen alter egos. The pilot doesn't get picked up, and Jerry thinks it's because Elaine dumped Russell.

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Watch Seinfeld Season 4 Episode 23
"The Pilot: Part 1"
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George and Jerry begin casting for the pilot.

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Watch Seinfeld Season 4 Episode 22
"The Handicap Spot"
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George parks his dad's car in a handicap spot, causing a handicap woman to injure herself and an angry mob to destroy the car.

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Watch Seinfeld Season 4 Episode 21
"The Smelly Car"
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A smelly valet stinks up Jerry's car; George believes he turned Susan into a lesbian.

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Watch Seinfeld Season 4 Episode 20
"The Junior Mint"
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Jerry cannot remember the name of his girl, but knows it rhymes with a female body part; Kramer watches a surgery and drops a Junior Mint into the body.

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Watch Seinfeld Season 4 Episode 19
"The Implant"
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Jerry and Elaine try to figure out if Jerry's new girlfriend, Sidra (Teri Hatcher) has fake boobs.

Jerry and The Old Man
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"The Old Man"
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George, Jerry and Elaine volunteer to spend time with senior citizens and all three have a bad time.

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Watch Seinfeld Season 4 Episode 17
"The Outing"
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After a college newspaper mistakenly outs George and Jerry as a couple, they spend the episode living a life where everyone but Elaine thinks they're gay.

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Watch Seinfeld Season 4 Episode 16
"The Shoes"
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George and Jerry's television pilot gets canceled after they look at an NBC executive's daughter's cleavage; Elaine tries top stop Jerry's ex-girlfriend to stop talking to everyone about their new shoes.

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Watch Seinfeld Season 4 Episode 15
"The Visa"
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Jerry attempts to keep Babu from being deported; Elaine tries to get George's attorney girlfriend to drop a suit against her.

Seinfeld Quotes

Old Lady: What's bothering you? Is it my goiter?
Elaine: Goiter? What goiter?
Old Lady: This football shaped growth jutting out of my neck!
Elaine: Oh, noit's distinctive; as a matter of fact I wish I had one!

Kramer goes to a Fantasy camp? His whole life is a fantasy camp! People should plunk down $2,000 to live like him for a week. Do nothing, fall ass backwards in the money, mooch food off your neighbors and have sex without dating; now that's a fantasy camp.

George