Elaine's Cleavage

Elaine's Cleavage

Elaine tries to help the boys get back their pilot by getting an NBC executive to stare at her cleavage. It made sense in the episode.
Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
The Kramer Picture

The Kramer Picture

A picture of the infamous Kramer portrait by Jerry's girlfriend, Nina. It's known as "The Kramer."
Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
The Library Picture

The Library Picture

A picture of young Jerry and George from a 1970s flashback in the Seinfeld episode, "The Library."
Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
The Parking Garage Picture

The Parking Garage Picture

Only Seinfeld could make an adventure out of trying to find a car in "The Parking Garage."
Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
The Alternate Side Pic

The Alternate Side Pic

When Jerry's car is stolen, he's forced to rent a car in "The Alternate Side."
Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
The Pez Dispenser Picture

The Pez Dispenser Picture

A picture of Jerry holding the infamous Pez Dispenser that caused a breakup on Seinfeld.
Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
The Bubble Boy Picture

The Bubble Boy Picture

The Bubble Boy ends up strangling George over a board game on Seinfeld.
Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Elaine Benes Picture

Elaine Benes Picture

A picture of Elain Benes, the only female member of Jerry's friends on Seinfeld. She's also his ex-girlfriend.
Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
The Chinese Restaurant Pic

The Chinese Restaurant Pic

George, Jerry and Elaine attempt to have dinner at a chinese restaurant without reservations.
Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Newman Picture

Newman Picture

A picture of Wayne Knight as Newman, a popular, recurring character on Seinfeld.
Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
The Outing Picture

The Outing Picture

In "The Outing," everyone thinks George and Jerry are gay.
Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
The Contest Picture

The Contest Picture

The Seinfeld gang all agrees to a contest to see who can go the longest without masturbating.
Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Seinfeld Quotes

Elaine: (referring to Dr. Reston) He's like a Svenjolly.
Jerry: Svengali.
Elaine: What did I say?
Jerry: Svenjolly.
Elaine: Svenjolly? I did not say Svenjolly.
Jerry: George?
George: Svenjolly. (licking some peanut butter off his finger)
Elaine: I don't see how I could've said Svenjolly.
Jerry: Well, maybe he's got, like, a cheerful mental hold on you.

Old Lady: What's bothering you? Is it my goiter?
Elaine: Goiter? What goiter?
Old Lady: This football shaped growth jutting out of my neck!
Elaine: Oh, noit's distinctive; as a matter of fact I wish I had one!