Elaine's Cleavage

Elaine's Cleavage

Elaine tries to help the boys get back their pilot by getting an NBC executive to stare at her cleavage. It made sense in the episode.
Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
The Kramer Picture

The Kramer Picture

A picture of the infamous Kramer portrait by Jerry's girlfriend, Nina. It's known as "The Kramer."
Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
The Library Picture

The Library Picture

A picture of young Jerry and George from a 1970s flashback in the Seinfeld episode, "The Library."
Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
The Parking Garage Picture

The Parking Garage Picture

Only Seinfeld could make an adventure out of trying to find a car in "The Parking Garage."
Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
The Alternate Side Pic

The Alternate Side Pic

When Jerry's car is stolen, he's forced to rent a car in "The Alternate Side."
Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
The Pez Dispenser Picture

The Pez Dispenser Picture

A picture of Jerry holding the infamous Pez Dispenser that caused a breakup on Seinfeld.
Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
The Bubble Boy Picture

The Bubble Boy Picture

The Bubble Boy ends up strangling George over a board game on Seinfeld.
Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Elaine Benes Picture

Elaine Benes Picture

A picture of Elain Benes, the only female member of Jerry's friends on Seinfeld. She's also his ex-girlfriend.
Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
The Chinese Restaurant Pic

The Chinese Restaurant Pic

George, Jerry and Elaine attempt to have dinner at a chinese restaurant without reservations.
Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Newman Picture

Newman Picture

A picture of Wayne Knight as Newman, a popular, recurring character on Seinfeld.
Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
The Outing Picture

The Outing Picture

In "The Outing," everyone thinks George and Jerry are gay.
Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
The Contest Picture

The Contest Picture

The Seinfeld gang all agrees to a contest to see who can go the longest without masturbating.
Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Seinfeld Quotes

George: Why don't they have salsa on the table?
Jerry: What do you need salsa for?
George: Salsa is now the number one condiment in America.
Jerry: You know why? Because people like to say "salsa." "Excuse me, do you have any salsa?" We need more salsa." "Where's the salsa? No salsa?"
George: You know, it must be impossible for a Spanish person to order seltzer and not get salsa. "I wanted seltzer, not salsa!"
Jerry: "Don't you know the difference between seltzer and salsa?! You have the seltzer after the salsa!"

George: I like sports. I could do something in sports.
Jerry: Uh-huh. Uh-huh. In what capacity?
George: You know, like the general manager of a baseball team or something.
Jerry: Yeah. Well, that - that could be tough to get.
George: Well, it doesn't even have to be the general manager. Maybe I could be like, an announcer. Like a colour man. You know how I always make those interesting comments during the game.
Jerry: Yeah. Yeah. You make good comments.
George: What about that?
Jerry: Well, they tend to give those jobs to ex-ballplayers and people that are, you know, in broadcasting.
George: Well, that's really not fair.
Jerry: I know. Well, okay. Okay. What else do you like?
George: Movies. I like to watch movies.
Jerry: Yeah. Yeah.
George: Do they pay people to watch movies?
Jerry: Projectionists.
George: That's true.
Jerry: But you gotta know how to work the projector.
George: Right.
Jerry: And it's probably a union thing.
George: (scoffs) Those unions. (sighs) Okay. Sports, movies what about a talk show host?
Jerry: Talk show host. That's good.
George: I think I'd be good at that. I talk to people all the time. Someone even told me once they thought I'd be a good talk show host.
Jerry: Really?
George: Yeah. A couple of people. I don't get that, though. Where do you start?
Jerry: Well, that's where it gets tricky.
George: You can't just walk into a building and say "I wanna be a talk show host".
Jerry: I wouldn't think so.
George: It's all politics.
Jerry: All right, okay. Sports, movies, talk show host. What else?
George: This could have been a huge mistake.
Jerry: Well, it doesn't sound like you completely thought this through.