Jake Gets Math Homework

Jake Gets Math Homework

Jake is dating a nine year old at school in order to get her help on his math homework. Here he is on the phone with her with Charlie in the background.
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Stunned Alan

Stunned Alan

Alan asks Jake how many zeroes are in a million in this scene. He's stunned by the response.
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A Mexican Flight

A Mexican Flight

There's something unusual about this scene. Can you guess what it is? Yup. Walden is wearing a shirt.
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Jenny McCarthy is Back!

Jenny McCarthy is Back!

Jenny McCarthy returns to Two and a Half Men after her character, Courtney, gets out of prison.
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Charlie and Angie

Charlie and Angie

Charlie tries to calm his older girlfriend, Angie (Susan Blakely) down as she hits the booze.
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Charlie Embarasses Linda

Charlie Embarasses Linda

Charlie manages to embarrass Linda when she takes him as her date to an important event for her.
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Alan and Herb

Alan and Herb

Alan comes over to help Herb (Ryan Stiles) paint the nursery for the daughter he is convinced is his and not Herb's.
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Chelsea Complains to Alan

Chelsea Complains to Alan

A very upset Chelsea comes into Alan's room to complain. Alan just seems kind of scared.
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Charlie Talks to Alan

Charlie Talks to Alan

Charlie talks to Alan after he sleeps with Rose to try and talk some sense in the poor bastard.
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Walden & Rose

Walden & Rose

Walden must accept help from Rose thanks to Alan and Lyndsey on Two and a Half Men.
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Jake's New Girlfriend

Jake's New Girlfriend

Jake brings home his much older girlfriend on Two and a Half Men. "Paint It, Pierce It, or Plug It" is the 15th episode of the show's tenth season.
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Picking up Jake

Picking up Jake

Charlie and Alan show up to pick up Jake from Judith's.
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Two and a Half Men Quotes

Charlie: Oh, try MalibuPuddingGirls.com.
Alan: Pudding Girls?
Charlie: Trust me.
Alan: Oh ... ew.

Charlie: For every gorgeous woman out there's a guy tired of banging her.
Alan: But that guy is never me.