The Asketeeers

No, we don't care if Jake and Eldridge choose Dumbass for the name of their YouTube show. They'll always be the Assketeeers to us.
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Lyndsey McElroy Picture

A picture of Lyndsey McElroy, Courtney Thorne-Smith's character on Two and a Half Men.
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Charlie and Lyndsey Bond

Alan gets jealous when Charlie bonds with his girlfriend, Lyndsey, on the upcoming Two and a Half Men.
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Charlie and Courtney Kiss

Charlie gets a nice kiss from Courtney (Jenny McCarthy) after dropping some serious money on a diamond necklace for her.
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Charlie and Courtney Break Up

Charlie and Courtney (Jenny McCarthy) break up on Two and a Half Men, sending Charlie into a depression.
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Jenny McCarthy is Back!

Jenny McCarthy returns to Two and a Half Men after her character, Courtney, gets out of prison.
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Jenny McCarthy on Two and a Half Men

Darn you, Charlie Harper! You don't deserve to spend time with Jenny McCarthy, who returns to the show in late 2010.
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Berta Leaves

Berta goes on vacation, forcing Charlie to get a replacement on Two and a Half Men.
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Berta's Repalcement

When Berta goes out of town, Charlie gets a replacement for her in "A Good Time in Central Africa."
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Judd Nelson on Two and a Half Men

Judd Nelson returns to Two and a Half Men as Lyndsey's ex in the upcoming episode, "A Good Time in Central Africa."
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Jake Making Out

Jake makes out with a girl on Charlie's couch in "Springtime on a Stick."
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Jake and a Girl

Charlie interrupts Jake while he tries to get his mack on in "Springtime on a Stick."
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Two and a Half Men Quotes

Jake: Can I go back to mom's tomorrow?
Alan: Why?
Jake: I want to hang out with my friends.
Alan: What, all of a sudden your father's not good enough for you?
Jake: It's not "all of a sudden."

Alan: Since when do you have a wet suit?
Charlie: Since I moved to the beach and noticed it was full of hot surfer chicks. If I lived next to Jellystone Park I'd have a bear suit and a picnic basket