On Family Guy, Quagmire accidentally marries a prostitute and then pretends to be Peter’s lover to try and get out of it.

On Family Guy, Brian writes a hit play, but when he finds out that Stewie wrote something even better, issues arise between them as they try to bring each other down.

On Family Guy, Chris goes to space camp to prove he’s not an idiot, and he must save the day when the Griffins wind up in orbit.

On Family Guy, while the Griffins decorate for Christmas, Peter tells his version of the Nativity story.

On Family Guy, Meg has a crush on a guy at her school, but when he turns out to be gay, she tries to set him up with his real interest: Chris.

On Family Guy, Lois experiences a mid-life crisis when she tries to celebrate her latest birthday.

On Family Guy, the man who crippled Joe is on the loose, and it’s up to him, Quagmire, and Peter to stop him.

On the 200th episode of Family Guy, Brian and Stewie experience time flowing backwards, and they must fix it before Stewie is unbirthed.

On Family Guy, Brian and Stewie discover that Carter Pewterschmidt has suddenly cured himself of cancer with a secret formula he’s hiding from the world.

On Family Guy, when Peter Griffin gets access to a Nielsen box, he uses it to change television to his whims and desires.