Meg can’t find a date to junior prom, so Brian takes her. Meanwhile, Peter, Cleveland and Quagmire join the police and end up helping Brian.

Stewie marries his old flame, Olivia, and their marriage quickly turns dull. Meanwhile, Lois makes Peter watch chick flicks, so he decides to make his own.

Lois discovers that the school has been teaching Chris incorrect things about sex, so she volunteers to teach the sex-ed class. Meanwhile, Stewie becomes terrified of the tooth fairy and sets traps to catch her.

After blowing off his fingers with some fireworks, Peter can’t get all his work done. Lois comes to the brewery to help him out. Meanwhile, Stewie discovers that Brian is dating Jillian, an attractive, but dumb woman.

When Chris is approached to join the military, Brian goes to the recruitment office to argue them. While there, Stewie signs the two up for service. Meanwhile, Chris joins a goth band.

When Peter uses Meg’s money to buy a tank, she has to get a job at the new Superstore. Soon the new Superstore puts all the other stores out of business and begins sucking the town’s power.

When Peter’s mom gets a divorce, Peter feels abandoned until he sees her new boyfriend, Tom Tucker, as a father figure. Meanwhile, Brian gets his own radio show that Stewie soon crashes.

Stewie becomes obsessed with Lois after she saves Rupert’s life; Peter thinks his doctor molests him during a routine prostate exam.