Mort Goldman accidentally steps into Stewie’s time machine and goes back in time and Brian and Stewie follow to retrieve him in 1939 Poland.

Peter gets a record for his favorite song “Surfin’ Bird.” Then goes to the record store for another copy and discovers Jesus working as the store clerk.

Brian sets his sights on a girl named Carolyn and follows Stewie’s advice to take things slow with the relationship only to drive her crazy and straight into Cleveland’s arms.

Peter learns from Cleveland’s Jamaican psychic cousin Madame Claude through a palm reading that he had a fascinating past life as Griffin Peterson a dignified gentleman.

Peter imagines his friends and family in three of Stephen King’s most famous works.

Brian tries to drink away his sorrows when he learns Jillian is getting married and he wakes up in bed next to Lauren Conrad. Brian wants out of the relationship until he realizes LC may be the perfect match for him… if he can get over Jillian.