Lois fulfills her lifelong dream of being a model. Stewie starts a multi-level marketing company and Brian, desperate for cash for his de-worming medicine, joins as his salesman.

Lois’ kleptomania puts her in jail, leaving the Griffin household in chaos. To restore their lives, Peter attempts to break Lois out, only to end up living in hiding in “Asian Town.”

Peter runs up a tab at Mort’s and to cover his tab, he sells Meg to the Goldmans. Meanwhile, Stewie falls in love with Liddane, his new babysitter.

The Bachelorette comes to Quahog and Brian is chosen as a contestant. Though he initially participates just for a free vacation, Brian ends up falling in love.

After winning a game of Trivial Pursuit, Peter is convinced he’s a genius. To prove him wrong, Brian makes him take a test, which actually proves he’s mentally handicap.

Peter discovers Loretta is cheating on Cleveland with Quagmire and Loretta ends up walking out on Cleveland.

When Meg gets turned down on a date, she heads with Lois to the mall for an extreme makeover. Meanwhile, Peter tries to start a band with the guys and when that fails, ends up performing with his family.

After Mort bowls a perfect game and Quagmire gets the key to city for performing CPR, Peter becomes jealous. He tries to get famous by swallowing the most nickels.

Brian becomes a substitute teacher at Chris’ school and is moved to a classroom of troubled kids. Meanwhile, Chris falls for his new teacher, Mrs. Lockhart.

Peter and Lois go on a second honeymoon. When Peter crashes their car, he poses as Mel Gibson and stays in his hotel suite.