Phil won’t accept it when Luke says he wants to quit performing magic and Jay is forced to take desperate measures when an odd symptom of Gloria’s pregnancy is keeping the entire house from getting some sleep on Modern Family.

According to their plan for the future, Phil schedules his vasectomy. Gloria and Jay try to decide if they want to know the baby’s gender on Modern Family.

Lily’s first day of kindergarten puts Mitchel and Cameron at odds with lesbian parents. Clair and Phil humiliate Haley on her first day of college.

It’s Jay’s birthday on the season four premiere of Modern Family. And he’s in for a major surprise!