Quotes
Joey: I'm not here for a reunion. I'm here to tell you to stop looking for me.
Randall: What?
Joey: Stop looking for me before you get hurt.
Randall: Who are you?
Joey: I'm your brother.
Joey: Call off the manhunt. I got everything under control.
Randall: You've never had anything under control.
Dahlia: You make those wonderful honey things. It's so nice to finally meet you.
Mama Boone: You hurt my boy and I will gut you like a fish.
Angus: This isn't a social call, Julian.
Emory: There's no need for the drama. You reneged, I reacted... quite admirably, I must admit. Let's just move on.
I don't get it. He says you have a mole but he's giving you one last job. I think he's setting you up.
Stabler
Nora: You won't let me pick anything.
Ashton: Not true. You picked Derek.
Nora: You set us up.
Ashton: You're welcome.
This family that you're marrying into may seem well off, but we are, in fact, for lack of a better term, dirty stinking rich.
Ashton
Elsbeth: That's terrible and it seemed like such a beautiful wedding. Mine was nothing like this. It had way more pleated pants and mosquitos.
Detective Donnelly & Officer Blanke: You're married?
Elsbeth: I am? Oh, no. Oh my god, you scared me. No. No, I'm divorced.
It looks like a clear-cut accident. People doing stupid stuff at weddings. Like having them. Sorry. Bad divorce.
Detective Donnelly
Elsbeth: I'm having a housewarming party. I bought a place. I'm a New Yorker.
Detective Donnelly: You most certainly are not.
Elsbeth: For the record, I would love to be your mother-in-law.
Officer Blanke: I'm flattered but I don't think I'm Teddy's type, am I right?
Elsbeth: No. Not only because he's gay, but based on his last boyfriends, he doesn't fall for kind or honest people.
I always prided myself on having a good gauge of people I could trust, and now I am not so sure.
Captain Wagner