All right, even if I weren't deathly ill, which I am, I wouldn't...

Alan: All right, even if I weren't deathly ill, which I am, I wouldn't go out on a blind double date with you!
Charlie: Why not?
Alan: Summer of my junior year? The Seals and Crofts concert? You got the incredible cheerleader, and I got her sister, The Incredible Hulk!?


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Charlie Harper, Alan Harper
Episode:
Two and a Half Men Season 1 Episode 13: "Sara Like Puny Alan"
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Two and a Half Men
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Two and a Half Men Season 1 Episode 13 Quotes

Charlie: Hey, hey. Maple Loops is part of a nutritious balanced breakfast.
Alan: Yeah, if you eat it with a steak and some broccoli

Rose: Do you feel the healing energy?
Alan: If I say yes, will you get off me?

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