Charlie Sheen stars as Charlie Harper on Two and a Half Men. Charlie is the typical bachelor whose life takes an unexpected turn when his recently divorced brother, Alan, and nephew, Jake, move in to his Malibu Beach home with him.
Charlie is extremely successful as a commerical jingle writer and does very well with the ladies. He mostly has flings and very rarely has girlfriends during the show. Though he seems cold, he definitely takes care of both his brother and nephew.
Charlie: For every gorgeous woman out there's a guy tired of banging her.
Alan: But that guy is never me.
Charlie: Let me tell you something about feelings. Feelings are like your mother's breasts. You know where they are, but they're best left unfelt.
Rose: It's an interesting analogy, but may I point out that a mother's breasts are a source for nourishment and comfort?
Charlie: Yeah, well, my mother's breasts were a source of silicone and Russian vodka