Charlie Harper

Charlie Sheen stars as Charlie Harper on Two and a Half Men.  Charlie is the typical bachelor whose life takes an unexpected turn when his recently divorced brother, Alan, and nephew, Jake, move in to his Malibu Beach home with him.

Charlie is extremely successful as a commerical jingle writer and does very well with the ladies.  He mostly has flings and very rarely has girlfriends during the show.  Though he seems cold, he definitely takes care of both his brother and nephew.

Charlie Harper Quotes

Alan: Since when do you have a wet suit?
Charlie: Since I moved to the beach and noticed it was full of hot surfer chicks. If I lived next to Jellystone Park I'd have a bear suit and a picnic basket

Charlie: Oh, try MalibuPuddingGirls.com.
Alan: Pudding Girls?
Charlie: Trust me.
Alan: Oh ... ew.

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Jake: If drinking makes you feel bad, why do you drink?
Charlie: Nobody likes a smart ass, kid.
Jake: You have to put a dollar in the swear jar. You said "ass."
Charlie: Tell you what. Here's a twenty. That ought to cover me until lunch

Woman [to Charlie about Jake]: You guys are really great together.
Charlie: Thanks.
Woman: Your wife must be proud.
Charlie: Oh, no, I'm not married.
Woman: Too bad.
Charlie: Wow, you're even better than a dog

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