Babies are scary, OK? They have giant eyes, and come on, the soft spot? If there's gonna be a self-destruct button, at least hide it somewhere it won't accidently get pressed!

Robin

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Character:
Robin Scherbatsky
Episode:
How I Met Your Mother Season 4 Episode 7: "Not a Father's Day"
Show:
How I Met Your Mother
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How I Met Your Mother Season 4 Episode 7 Quotes

Robin: Anytime you even hear the word kids you get two little lactation stains on your shirt.
Ted: Thank God you're not a mom. You are such an ice queen, any baby nursing from you would get brain freeze!

Lily, no part of Barney Stinson does less than 110%. If one of my Michael Phelps' got loose, he's goin' for the gold!

Barney [referring to possibly impregnating a woman]