Favorite Quotes
That's what happens when you go online. The dregs of society show up at your door and take you to places like miniature golf and karaoke bars.
April
Alan: Um, I just want to say, I'm a huge fan. I lost my virginity to you.
Steven Tyler: Really? Well ya know, there's a lot of the seventies I don't remember
Tell me the truth. Tell me one true thing.
Juliette
[to herself] I have done something wrong, something so huge I can't even see it, something that's drowning me. I am inadequate, and stupid, without worth. I might as well be dead. Please God, let Hannah forget me. Let me forget me.
June
Charlie: Ha, one kiss and he's ready to marry the girl.
Alan: So?
Charlie: So you don't have to worry, he's definitely your son
Truth and dare is as close as I can get to gambling.
Toby
Kort: I shoot first, ask questions later when someone's standing over and old friend's dead body.
Tony: You have friends?
Kort: Back off, DiNozzo. I was best man at his wedding
He's a group exploder. It's a gift.
Jules
My prom date was one of those murderball champions.
Penny
Mommy... They're coming.
Kira
As long as the government is calling the shots, we'll never be in control.
Alex
God will forgive us my son, but I will not forgive failure from you or your brother!
Rodrigo