Meredith: So, you want us to lie more?
Richard: Oh, so now you're a Girl Scout?

Yes, the sky has land.

Ron

You're the foundling? I've heard about you. Even in here.

Lou Ann

Thank you April for that wonderful lesson in female empowerment.

Will

Annalise: You want to know the truth? Asher was going to testify against everyone in this house, so Bonnie told him that she killed Sam in order to save your asses! Because that's what we do around here. Ruin everyones lives to save yours. Nate's, mine and now Bonnie's. Who's next, huh? Whose life do you want to destroy to stay free?
Michaela: Why didn't you just tell us?
Annalise: Because I'm trying to protect you like always. When are you gonna finally accept that?

Amenadiel: You’re terrified that Lucifer is better than you. That he’ll always be better than you.
Michael: Please. Our brother? The Devil? The-the-the guy that was cast out of Heaven for all eternity?
Amenadiel: Exactly, Michael, because despite even that, you know deep down… he’ll always end up winning.

If I never knocked on your door, if I never dragged you to Storybrooke in the first place, none of this would be happening. I forced you to become the Savior.

Henry

Rachel: You know, Dr. Burke kissed me once.
Monica: When?
Rachel: When I was, um, seven. I crashed my bike right out in front of his house, and to stop me from crying he kissed me right here. (Points to the tip of her nose)
Phoebe: Oh, you are so lucky.
Rachel: I know.

Helen: Can you see?
Max: I see you.

That's what happens when you go online. The dregs of society show up at your door and take you to places like miniature golf and karaoke bars.

April

Alan: Um, I just want to say, I'm a huge fan. I lost my virginity to you.
Steven Tyler: Really? Well ya know, there's a lot of the seventies I don't remember

Tell me the truth. Tell me one true thing.

Juliette