Favorite Quotes
You're miraculously alive. We're fugitives on the run. All signs point to hot hybrid-vampire sex.
Caroline
I stole it from Nick who stole it from the Queen. Not sure which one.
Rebekah
I'd rather be dead in California than alive in Arizona.
Lucille
When Michael was in charge, this place was like the Roman Empire. And the Wild West. And war-torn Poland. And Poland. It was just a lot going on
Dwight
Lucas: Joseph Conrad once wrote: Who knows what true happiness is? Not the conventional word, but the naked terror. To the lonely themselves, it wears a mask. The most miserable outcast hugs some memory. Or some illusion.
Rest in peace, Cocoa Puffs.
Fusco
CRISTINA: "Okay, I’m in."
MEREDITH: "I am so not involved in this."
CRISTINA: "Meredith, this is Fight Club, nobody talks about it."
Robin: How do you know the Canadian citizenship test is easy?
Barney: It's Canada. Question one, do you want to be Canadian? Question two, really?
Lisa: We're 1/64 black!
Bart: So that's why I'm so cool.
Lisa: And that's why my jazz is so smooth.
Homer: And that's why I earn less than my white co-workers.
Jeanette Turner, I hope you rot in hell.
Kate
Penny: I'm just a blonde monkey to you, aren't I?
Sheldon: You said it, not me.
Nothing isn't better or worse than anything. Nothing is just nothing.
Arya