Favorite Quotes
CRISTINA: "Do you remember all the other times I’ve spoken to you about my sex life?"
IZZIE: "No..."
CRISTINA: "Exactly."
Ya got a little blood on your nip nip there. Rinse that off.
Taystee
Chandler: Hey Joey, where do Dutch people come from?
Joey: Uh... well the Pennsylvania Dutch come from Pennsylvania.
Chandler: And the other Dutch come from somewhere near the Netherlands right?
Joey: Nice try, see the Netherlands is this make believe place where Peter Pan and Tinkerbell come from.
Stewie: Hey, Brian, knock knock!
Brian: Who's there?
Stewie: (whispering) Two friends, building a house together.
ADDISON: "Hey!"
DEREK: "Hey!"
ADDISON: "This civil and mature thing, how far does it go?"
DEREK: "Mmm... meaning what?"
ADDISON: "Meaning, is it pleasentries in the hallway, or do we actually interact?"
DEREK: "Hmm. I don't know. That sounds drastic."
[pointing to her mom] "I... will... kill her!"
CRISTINA
Cameron: How would she know I'm gay?
Mitchell: Maybe by the way you ordered a drink a doodle do.
One thing about being on the top of the world.. it gives you a long, long way to fall.
Gossip Girl
[to Blair] Whatever you want, wherever you want it, I'm going to be there to take it away from you. I won't stop until you have nothing.
Chuck
[narrating] "My college campus has a magic statue. It’s a tradition for students to rub its nose for good luck. My freshman roommate really believed in it and insisted on rubbing its nose before every exam. Studying might have been a better idea. She flunked out her sophomore year. But we all have little superstitious things that we do. If it's not believing in magic statues, it's avoiding sidewalk cracks or always putting our left shoe on first. Knock on wood. Step on a crack, break your mother's back. The last thing we want to do is offend the gods."
MEREDITH
Gloria: I'm pregnant.
Claire: You're gonna get so fat!
This is my firm, and when you're running the firm of Litt, Nothing and Nobody, you can make the call, until then, you can just get back to work.
Jessica [to Louis]