Batel: Dr. Korby doesn’t mind you arriving a little early?
Chapel: I mean, it’s space. Does anyone ever get there when they say they will?
Batel: Fair point.

This is why I don't date. The men out there are freaks!

Miranda

No one is saying don't trust the Visitors. But don't they need to earn our trust?

Jack

I hate you, snow flake.

Liz

God's not gonna kick his own ass.

Tulip

Cristina: Swinder has no vision.
Meredith: He wrapped his hands around your throat this morning and you're pretending like nothing happened.
Cristina: Just focus on Izzie.
Meredith: Hunt literally tried to kill you. He's barely back from Iraq, it's obvious he has issues. That doesn't mean that you have to stand by and...
Cristina: So like if he had a heart attack, or a stroke or lost a leg would you walk away? So how is it any more acceptable that I walk away from this? He's wounded. He has war wounds Meredith. It's not cut and dry. And it is not as bad as you think it is.

I’m looking forward to being douche mates.

Stu

Vince Latucci: Speaking of the kids, Christine, they must be getting big. What are they up to now?
Christine Muldoon: You know, they're just your regular, all-American kids. Obsessed with their dead uncle, who was recently shot down outside a bar a few blocks from their luxurious one bedroom walk-up apartment.

Young Carl: I wish for world peace.
Young Barney: I wish for world war.
Young Carl: That would be cooler.

Marshall: We slept for 18 hours.
Lily: We lost four pre-paid meals.
Marshall: I lost 11 pounds.

Shiv: Archie gave you the "one baby every four seconds" talk, right?
George: Yeah.
Shiv: No point having it twice then.
George: It's four babies every one second.
Shiv: Oh, God. That's even worse.

Alex: Do I belong here, in your mind. It's a simple question, really.
Owen: I was the one who recruited you here. I believe you may be special.