Favorite Quotes
Danny: I haven't seen you smile this much since you found out that you're younger than Katie Holmes.
Mindy: That old bag.
Lorelai: Hey, I got your note.
Rory: Yeah, well, putting it in the mallomars was a pretty safe bet.
Best way to get a dog to drop a bone, give him a steak.
Savino
Judd: Like my Uncle Cash used to say, some women prefer the company of the day olds.
Owen: Day olds? What's that?
Judd: Some women prefer the company of an older gentleman because they are worldly and they are wise. And maybe, uh, maybe Catherine has a little Daddy thing going on.
Owen: A daddy thing? I feel so dirty!
I will be in no position to command. That will be for Captain Fitzjames.
Francis
Remember two years ago, I got my mom that perfume? Okay, to me that said, "Hey Mom, you work hard, you deserve something fancy." Now, to my mother it said, "Hey Mom, here's some smelly sex juice -- the kind I use to lure boys with." And resulted in me being sent to Bible camp all summer.
Lane
I knew you wouldn't leave me in here, so I hope you know I'm not going to leave you in here either.
Luna
I'm not an American citizen. My allegiance is to God.
Serena
The thing that happens when you're in a relationship with someone with mental health issues is that you don't matter.
Carina
Stan: You lied to my face!
Ruby: I saved her life. It wasn't God. Or the church. Or any of those thoughts and prayers. It was me.
Parrish: You're not going back to Eichen, and you're definitely not going anywhere near the closed unit.
Lydia: What if there's a connection to the hellhound?
Parrish: What if you go there again and someone tries to kill you, which by the way happens every time you go in there.
When it comes to gaining critical intelligence, there's no such thing as going too far.
Owen