Favorite Quotes
Gabriel: What is it?
Quinn: Just taste it. Congratulations, Gabriel. You are now part of a very select society. One of only two men in this entire army to have ever tasted ice cream!
Preach ethics while shackled to a government issued ankle tether.
Raylan
I was thinking maybe I should take out the part about the gum, but I'm not sure.
Damon
Hope: Hello.
Klaus: Hello.
Hope: Mom, can I go play in the garden?
Hayley: Um, yeah. Sure.
I know Nancy. I knew she was right.
Ace
Kai: Don't you ever dream about time travel?
Bonnie: I would rather die of cholera than spend an afternoon with you.
(Sick kid talking to parents while Cartman lurks outside his window.)
Sick Kid: Oh mommy, I can't wait to be better!
Cartman: Well kid, you're gonna have to wait just a little longer because that $600 is mine.
I want to say thank you for making me a better doctor. A better teacher. A better everything.
Richard
She's the anti-immigrant, anti-government, anti-vaxxer with a Twitter following. Didn't she, like, try to bring a gun to a spin class? She should not be president.
Yorick
Neena: So should we start this deposition, or do you boys just want to hand us a big bag of money?
Mr. Corman: Big bag of money...
Turk: You aren't going to freeze up around her again, are you Ted?
Ted: No chance. I'm drugged up. Plus, if I concentrate, I think I can control the excessive flop sweat I get the second she speaks!
Get up, take a shower, do that disco-vampire thing with your hair.
Barbara [to Penguin]
Clanton Heir Doc: Turn around and face me.
Wynonna: Doc Holliday won’t shoot someone in the back. You’re still in there. I know you are. And I know your code, the one I never should have broken because of what it did to us. That code won’t let you shoot me no matter what they’ve done to you.