Favorite Quotes
You've made a lot of bad choices today. Don't let this be one of 'em.
Brenda
Cubert: Why do I have to be the hump?
Fry: 'Cause you're to ugly to be a wart.
Let’s go do some recruiting.
Courtney
Widow Mercedes: Where is the seal?
Nedley: Did you try up your ass?
Please. I may have a brain tumor, but I'm not insane.
Leo
I'm kind of used to guys doing what I say.
Brenda
Right now, and this is no disrespect to your teammates, you are the Padres. I know how much Blip and Evelyn mean to you. And if it makes your life better, if it makes the team better, you don't just ask for what you want. You demand it! And they'll respect you all the more for doing so.
Amelia
Frank: A cop has a book he can go by. He knows where he stands. The PC is a civilian that serves at the pleasure of the mayor. There's only one book, and only the mayor has it.
Danny: I'm not so sure about serving at the pleasure of the mayor. Mayors have come and gone but you're still here.
Jay: Look, Anna. If a guy doesn't want to be found ...
Anna: I understand.
Well, it's our job to get them in the Big Sky state of mind.
Sunny
Spin class or chemistry class? It's like Breaking Bad in here, sit down let's cook!
Penny
(Elliot is on the phone with J.D.)
Dr. Cox: Ask Betty why he's such a girly girl.
Elliot: Not now.
Dr. Cox: Do it now. Dow it now. Call her Betty.
Elliot: You're insane.
Dr. Cox: Betty. Betty. Betty. Betty. Betty. Betty. Betty. Betty.
Elliot: (To J.D.) Betty?
J.D.: Yeah?
Elliot: Oh my God, it worked!