Favorite Quotes
I lie here feeling I will die without your touch, but when we do touch, I want to vomit with shame.
Jamie
I'll find you.
Vic
This is a space cigarette invited by Stephen Dorff. It's just water vapor and good things like that.
Jessa
Bender: I'm Leela, get to work, neh, neh, neh.
Fry: I agree.
[to Rebekah] The whole time you were gone, I thought you'd just up and left without looking back. And then I found out you were the one protecting Hope I had to smile. Everything that you ever wanted and you got it. As much as I wished you were here, I was truly happy for you.
Marcel
Heh, Photoshop, you can do anything. (Holds up a photo) Here I have you wearing a ducks bill. Get it? Because you're a quack! Get it? Classic comedy my friend.
Janitor
God himself could not do this job. You wanna judge me? You wouldn't last an hour in my world.
Grayson
We're not laughing with you. We're laughing at you, ya bald bitch.
Reggie
I should have fucked the prime suspect. I should've fucked 'em! Yeah, I would have cracked this fucker weeks ago!!
Richard
Dov: I think about you two all the time. That came out wrong.
Gail: You came out wrong.
Patient: Give me an estimate. The biopsy, the MRI. All these tubes. What's it all come out to? A hundred grand? 200? Three?
Will: I really don't know.
Patient: What is wrong with you? How can you call for all these tests when you have no idea how much they cost?
What's the point of getting a new liver if the damn thing won't do what it's designed to do?
Frank