Favorite Quotes
Andre: I've lined up several performances. You'll be lip-synching to a backup track.
Treasure: A what? No, people will notice. I have a responsibility to my fans, Andre.
Makes you want to punch something, doesn't it.
JR
Montana: Take a picture, it'll last longer.
Photographer: I'm sorry, I didn't mean to.
Montana: Relax, I'm just teasing. You another one of those true crime tourists?
Photographer: Oh god, no. I'm here for the waterfall. This lake is a rest stop on the pacific flyway. Ducks migrate from as far as Patagonia.
Montana: Neat.
Photographer: Yeah, hoping to catch a green wing teal with my new lens. It was a birthday present.
Montana: Happy Birthday. There's no ducks around here, but you can take my picture.
Photographer: Um, sure.
Montana: Top on or off?
Photographer: Um, you shouldn't. I'm here with my girlfriend.
Montana: I won't tell if you won't. What's this?
Photographer: My fanny pack.
Montana: Can I unzip it? Mmm, that's nice. You wanna stick it in me, birthday boy?
Photographer: Oh God, yes.
Montana: Me first.
You piece of shit.
Nicky's Dad
I knew something was up, but I didn't really get it until I saw a magazine with Idris Elba on the cover, and the phrase 'big piece of yum' popped into my head. I mean, I'm mildly afraid of heights, but I would not hesitate to climb that mountain.
Lowell
Rebecca: Who else would be so protective of the secret of the twins that they would kill for it?
Sutton: Well, you.
Garcia: You know why he doesn't go out with us? it involves someone named Roxie.
JJ: Roxie? Do tell.
Erin is grieving. She's in a vulnerable space. That's exactly where you want her isn't it? Easier for you to get your hooks into her. Listen to me, don't ever come back here.
Voight
Tavaroff: You stalking me, Fox? This is law enforcement only.
Luke: They let you in. And last I checked, your new occupation is unemployed haircut.
J.D.'s Narration: I could hear the pain in my best friend's voice, and I could feel how little I cared... because by the way Kylie was looking at me, I knew she thought I was sexy.
Kylie: You know something? Seeing you in your element today, you seem so...
J.D.'s Narration: Here it comes - sexy!
Kylie: Genuine.
J.D.'s Narration: She would have said sexy if I had a mustache.
Kate: Stroll, that was the world you used. You said, "Kate, I'm going to stroll out of there like Paul Newman. You'll be waiting in the car, and then we'll drive away like we just got a free toaster."
Seth: I owe you a toaster.
Son of a bitch. This is the prune juice all over again.
Louis