Favorite Quotes
Tavaroff: You stalking me, Fox? This is law enforcement only.
Luke: They let you in. And last I checked, your new occupation is unemployed haircut.
J.D.'s Narration: I could hear the pain in my best friend's voice, and I could feel how little I cared... because by the way Kylie was looking at me, I knew she thought I was sexy.
Kylie: You know something? Seeing you in your element today, you seem so...
J.D.'s Narration: Here it comes - sexy!
Kylie: Genuine.
J.D.'s Narration: She would have said sexy if I had a mustache.
Kate: Stroll, that was the world you used. You said, "Kate, I'm going to stroll out of there like Paul Newman. You'll be waiting in the car, and then we'll drive away like we just got a free toaster."
Seth: I owe you a toaster.
Son of a bitch. This is the prune juice all over again.
Louis
Usually people don't start by washing their hands.
Jessica
Jughead: It’s getting pretty full in there.
[Jughead pulls off his beanie and throws it into the time capsule]
Cheryl: Finally.
Parenting almost makes the campaign look easy, huh?
John
Okay, this vervain stings like a bitch and this family drama makes the prospect of Hell look like Disneyland. So, please, one swift stab straight through the heart. Let's get this over with.
Damon
I don't want to not live because I'm afraid of not living.
Gary
Gibbs: Then how? You and Palmer were the last to see the dry cleaner alive.
Ed: Yeah, but you know we didn't do it. [pause] Don't you?
Ingrid: Why are you here? You could have run.
Young Eli: I belong here.
Teresa: There’s only one person who profits off of us at war.
Marcel: The judge.
Teresa: The only way for people like him to stay in power is to keep people like us at each other’s throats.
Marcel: Slavemaster mentality. Ain’t a new thing around here.