Amenadiel: You can't kill her, mom.
Charlotte: Of course I can. I just push the button.

Ari: I had a nightmare.
Mrs. Gold: Was I with another man?
Ari: No, Vince was

Fuckin' Utah!

Marty

No more secrets.

Jaha

You respect Jesus but not us?!

Philip

I heard a noise behind me. I turn around. Whack.

Mike

Noah: Where's Hiro Nakamura? Why does Erica have his sword?
Sidekick: Even if I told you, you wouldn’t believe me.
Noah: She has him, doesn't she?

Would a penis compliment make you feel better?

Tandy Miller

I think it just goes to show that being easy is pretty much all upside.

Dean

Nothing helps does it? Of course you don't answer. Cause you're DEAD!

Ash

He's like Switzerland -- minus the odd affinity for cuckoo clocks!

Jenkins [regarding Ezekiel]

Jasmine: Do you trust me?
Aladdin: Always, Princess.