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Turk: All right, Elliot, at the presentation I was wondering, can I do the ending? Because I really love the ending of our paper.
Elliot: Do you think I'm cut out to be a doctor?
Turk: Okay, fine, you can do the ending. I just want to say, "Thanks, folks! We've been great!"
Elliot: I'm serious. Do you think this is what I really want to do?
Turk: Elliot, I don't know.
Elliot: You can tell me. I can take it.
Turk: No, Elliot, I'm saying I don't know because I really don't know. What the hell is going on here? Why have all women gone crazy?
I'm not going to carry Tim Mason with me any longer.
Dwight
Maddie: I guess I just want my little girl to have a normal family. You know, uncles and grandparents that she might actually know.
Buck: Well then maybe you shoulda got knocked up by a guy who has one of those.
It's time for a world up is down, where villains can have happy endings.
The Author
Oooh, you know I don't know. Every time we try and go on a date you get kidnapped, I get sent to a prison world, or your feelings get compelled away...
Damon
Cato: So you made it all the way to Ohio from Georgia. At least, I assumed you made it across the bridge. I couldn't quite make it out from my vantage point.
Noah: So that's what this is all about? 'Cause I left you behind?
Cato: You left me for dead! And this is about having an honest conversation, like gentlemen. But I get if you don't want to talk because you have a plan.
Maggie? Oh, you must be sick. Let's see, what's old Dr. Washburn prescibe? Do you have dropsy? The grippe? Scofula? The vapors? Jungle rot? Dandy fever? Poor man's gout? Housemaid's knee? Climatic poopow? The staggers? Dum-dum fever?
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To be a man watched by women must be entirely strange. To have them watching him all the time. To have them flinch when he moves. To have them wondering, what is he going to do next? Does he like me? Will he keep me? Am I safe here? Cora wasn't.
June
Drive your fuckin' whirlybird!
Logan
Jeanette: Did you look... did you see...
JD: I don't want to look. I don't want to see. It's happened before, Jeanette.
Jeanette: How many died?
JD: A lot, Jeannette. A whole lot. Since I was a boy, it's been business as usual.
[walking by Izzie's room]
Meredith: Hot.
Sadie: Horny.
Oh my. It looks like we've got a slut off on our hands.
Jenna