Townsend: She has this way of getting to me. I’ll be feeling all-knowing and all-powerful, and then, she’s in my face, and I just feel impotent.
Satan: When you say impotent, do you mean sexually?
Townsend: No, she’s talking about Jake The Flake and the marching band, and why do people make fun of marching bands? That’s a worthy entertainment, and I should have just ripped out her heart.
Satan: Why didn’t you?
Townsend: It’s not part of the plan or has that changed?
Satan: Do you want the plan to change?
Townsend: No.
Satan: Good. Then find someone else to take her heart out, and you and I will eat it together. Now tell me about your dreams.

Can't help but feel personally violated about that part.

Regina

Inside this gnarled Yoda body is a Peter Pan!

Chris

Do we look like a bloody vampire rescue squad?

Rebekah

You were the last one seen with a woman who was found with her skull bashed in. I'm so sorry to bother you.

Jane

Dr. Nathan: You are the same woman who lost a child and rolled out of the hospital with three babies just the same. You're as tough as they come, Rebecca Pearson.
Rebecca: Not without him.
Dr. Natahn: Bullcrap.

So I stabbed myself, to let the blood cool off.

Perry

Valda: Well improvised Agent Nelson.
Artie: There is a madness to the method.

Everything okay with her? She seems a little off.

Benson

I miss being bulletproof.

Kara

Lily lika lika, the honka honka.

Marshall

Hey, I'm really sorry for the sneak attack. I just thought that reuniting in the treatment room would have been awkward. Which it was.

April