Everything's been so crazy lately. The Flagellation. Rita's time machine. We haven't had the chance to celebrate the good shit.

Jane

Tommy: Cuz you a member of this family now. And the family sticks together no matter what, right?
Proctor: Right.

I know it may sound silly to you, but I'm going to be the greatest aerobics competitor of all time. I'm Montana, by the way.

Montana

Most of you have known me a long time. You know I'm a patient man. I'm a deliberate man. I'm a fair man.

Eli

I might need two weeks off from this friendship.

Quagmire

Hillary: What, Astrid? She’s been glaring at me all night.
Stephen: Well, you did try to have her killed.
Hillary: I said I was sorry.

Ben: Hey, don't be mean to him. You're mad at me.
Jordan: Yeah, because you shouldn't be doing contracting work. You. Are. Clumsy! That's why things like this keep happening.
Ben: They don't keep happening.
Jordan: How many times have you hurt yourself with that nail-gun?
Ben: Once.
Jordan: Oh, come on.
Ben: What? With that nail-gun? It's a new nail-gun. If it'd been any other nail-gun, then, yeah, the estimate would be slightly higher

I’m a father too, and I have a daughter who I love more than I ever thought possible. I would do anything for her and I know you would do anything for [Grace]. So do it.

Barry

(to Joshua) When you've been touched by human emotion, it's always in you. I hope you find it again.

Ryan

Greater focus creates greater awareness.

Saru

Autumn: C'mon. Last dance.
Mercedes: Sheee-it.

Lily: Dumped by a six-year-old.
Robin: Whatever, he's a stupid-head