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When progress becomes barbarity, it ceases to be in the public interest.
Raul
My God, you are your mother's daughter.
Marie
(The family says farewell to Herb.)
Homer: Gee, Herb, because of me, you lost your business, your home and all your possessions. I can't help but think that maybe you'd have been better off if I'd never come into your life.
Herb: Maybe I would have been better off? Maybe? Why, you sponge head! Of course I'd have been better off! As far as I'm concerned, I have no brother!
(Herb pulls away in a bus headed out of town.)
Marge: (Consoles Homer) Hmm. Maybe he just said that to make conversation.
Agent Perotta: Hmm ... my people were right.
Caroline and Cam: Your people?!
Hodgins and Wendell: We're Booth's people.
Linden: I'm thinking you can handle the paperwork.
Holder: Oh, so now I'm ok to work alone?
Homer: So, goodbye.
Chief Wiggum: Farewell.
Apu: Shop Kwik-E-Mart and save!
Be Sharps: Goodbye my Coney Island babe!
TESS: Is Stef here?
LENA: Why?
TESS: Because my son is very upset, and I need to speak with her.
LENA: No.
TESS: Excuse me?
LENA: You're not talking to my wife. You're not talking to my daughter, or anyone else you're trying to drag into your mess. You need to keep your business on your side of the fence, and if you want to come out, you need to do that by yourself. We have got enough of our own problems to deal with in this house, so please, leave us alone.
TESS: Yeah, OK. Sorry.
He's like LuAnn, the bigger the lie, the more people believe it.
Carole
Hey, it looks like Zoidberg's finally coming out of his shell! Get it? Out of his shell! Out of his-ack!
Bender
(Zoidberg hits Bender)
Marge: Well, we lost the money, but at least we still have each other.
Grampa: Hey, the dog's dead.
I don't think I have any pet peeves. I'm a pretty tolerant person.
Nell [to Kensi]
I’m sorry that I’m not particularly sympathetic to your ignorance, but in this case, I can promise you ignorance is bliss.
Janis