Hey, mama. I met somebody. I'm gonna spend the rest of my life with her. I could've gone to some store and bought her some fuckin' ring, but what does that mean? I'm sorry. I shouldn't curse. I want her to wear yours. Maybe you can, uh, maybe you can know her, too, somehow. I don't know. I love you, mom. Thank you.

Rip

I heard the Doctor had come home. One so loves fireworks.

Ohila

Whoever you've got ain't my client. My clients are all dead.

Henry Deaver

Hannah: What I lack in skill, I make up for in extreme curiosity.
Ray: So why are you getting your panties in a bunch, then?
Hannah: Because, Ray, I've worked very, very hard to overcome the challenges of my non-traditional body type and accept myself for who I am. And I'm not going to be edged out of my own life by girls who don't even have any interesting fat deposits on them. Until this happened, I was basically Kate Upton to myself.

I have listened to you talk about Chidi fifteen times in fifteen different ways. Let me just cut to the chase. You two? You got it bad for each other.

Mindy

Tom: I'm done playing the hero, Alex.
Alex: Bullshit! You cannot run from your destiny, Tom, because you are who you are.

Anyone can betray anyone, Jonathan.

Roper

Evelyn: Are you trying to clear your conscience?
Monet: I figured you'd find out eventually. Look, I already lost one child. I didn't want this to come back on the others. I thought you should know who's responsible.

This is all a fraud. While you were busy telling stories about my mom, other people were busy trying to pull her knife out of their backs.

Matt

Don’t talk to me, talk to her. She likes you.

Natalie

What's that you say? I can now afford the waxed floss again?

Caroline

With all this affirmative action stuff you’ll be a shoo-in practically anywhere.

Lexie