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Noah [to Isaak]: If you shoot him, you're going to hell.
Estrada: If you're going to hell, you might as well be boss.
Charlie: A woman's much more relaxed and comfortable in her own surroundings. Plus, the minute she falls asleep, I can hit the bricks.
Alan: That's lovely. It's a shame you don't work for Hallmark.
Charlie: Yeah, I'll bet those guys get laid like crazy.
Peter: Eddie Izard would be very discreet.
Quagmire: Well, there's your answer.
If you ever were to hurt her, I'd have to hunt you down and kill you.
Jim
Toby: Great, so how do we sneak into a dictator's country and abscond his death ray?
Cabe: You're not going anywhere, sicko.
I will not let you eulogize a memory of you and me.
Happy
Belief gives strength, purpose.
Galavan
Oooo pimpy.
Bender
I'm sorry, I find it hard to believe that a group of people that spend this much time together as you guys do, have never bumped uglies.
Janice
What if we were both docents?
Neal
I never forget a hat.
Roland
She made the case that if we break down in the middle of nowhere, your Nebraska backwoods skills and brawny hands will give us the best chance to survive in the wild.
Sheldon [to Penny]