Don't even try testing my knowledge of high end shoes.

Baez

The good news is that he's alive. Maybe. Unfortunately, tht might be the bad news as well.

Cassidy

So you're pregnant, huh? That's cool.

Mitch

A haiku is just like a normal American poem except it doesn't rhyme and it's totally stupid.

Mr. Garrison

(to Stahl) You just signed my death warrant.

Jax

Sounds like y'all could stand to be less sober right now.

Ryan

Sam: You look familiar.
Adam: You didn't go off and find yourself a new best friend while I was gone, did you?
Sam: I didn't know we were labeling what we had.
Adam: I'm with you. We'll, uh, we'll play it loose.

Cheryl: Oh my god, is that the ocean?
Larry: Eh, you get used to that in two days

Foreman: You two are both competent and I know we can work together.
Chase: You really know how to woo.

Claire: I'm starting to think that's what motherhood is, just a constant feeling of guilt.
Maggie: In that case I'm crushing it.

I'm hearing voices right now, too, and they're telling me to put that tarp back on this car.

JD

Jaime: Have you ever met the blackfish?
Brienne: No.
Jaime: He’s even more stubborn than you.