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Marshall: Okay, new scenario: We're caught in a car crash, you die, I'm left paralyzed. Two sexy nurses come in with a 6-pack of wine coolers. I try to blink at them in Morse code [bats eyes] Please... no... I love my dead wife. But they're medical professionals and I have to assume this is good for me.
Lily: Fine, sleep with your nurses. Tonight you ride the unicycle.
Marshall [muttering]: Already did this morning
Carry on!
Eddie R
Forget pending inactive, they should call these pending impossible.
Natalie
Computers could be more. They should be.
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Meeting the parents. That's an important milestone in the romantic passion play.
Sherlock
Cal: I sat in her seat. It must be her Calling.
Michaela: Autumn? Are you sure?
Cal: Mm-hmm.
Jared: Are we really about to blow our cover for Autumn Cox?
Michaela: I mean, she's complicated, but no, we have to solve her Calling no matter how we feel about someone. We can't pick and choose.
Naked Man: I'm not ashamed of my body.Jerry: That's your problem. You should be.
Marshall: Did you catch the game last night?
Robin: Yeah, nail biter.
Idiots rely on luck.
Sherlock
In the event I failed, it would not be in front of you.
Sherlock
I used to think that Will Graham was Hannibal's biggest mistake. Now I wonder if it isn't you.
Bedelia
A very nice anchor around a very willing neck.
Mr. Tom Raikes