Prom queens live, on average, five years longer than regular people. Probably because they smile all the time.

Quinn

I won't remember anything that happens today. I won't remember anything that happens period. I won't remember that I had a daughter that died in such a horrible fashion.

Heller

Owen: I can't work with Teddy.
Mer: Its been a day.
Owen: It's been a week!

My son got the crap kicked out of him when he was a boy because he was gay. No one ever apologized.

Fin

I completely shut down.

Kendall

Oh my God. You listen to me, Chandler, you listen to me. One of these times is just going to be your last chance with me.

Janice

Sam: Exiling yourself to Dalton won't fix anything.
Blaine: I just want to stop feeling like a bad person.

(Charlie and Delores are praying)
Charlie: Weird, us both being on our knees at the same time.
Delores: Shh.
Charlie: Just saying.

Silver: So you're asking me to give you my daughter, and my daughter's daughters, in perpetuity.
Anacostia: As our kind have done for centuries, to keep this country safe.

Carla: I just don't understand why this guy bothers him so much.
Jordan: Carla, Perry is a dysfunctional, unsuccessful, emotionally-damaged old man! No offense, sweetie.
Dr. Cox: None taken.

Jared: I never met anyone who wants to go to school as much as you.
Girl: I hate school. But I hate not having any control over my life even worse.

If anyone thinks these two should not be married, they should speak now or forever hold their peace. And they'll have to deal with me. Any takers?

Julie