Mr. Rhodes: When you left this town, Connor, I was deeply hurt. Yeah, you ask Claire. But right now, I'm willing to put all that behind me. For the two of us to start over.
Dr. Connor Rhodes: That's a good pitch, dad. Really. You hit all the right notes. Not buying it.

Max: Hey Gar? Why don't you take five from feelin up the kid's mom and throwing salmon down your throat and buy him a Go Kart or something!
Gary: Of course! Whatever he wants!

We got what we wanted from her.

Lewis

Ari: Have you seen Vince's trailer?
Dana: I have, it's good
Ari: Oh, please! It's fucking great, gonna be downloaded more times than Britney's beavershot.

Abby: Rehabilitation? Were you not watching that video? That was straight-up child abuse.
Aaron’s mom: I admit it’s radical, but when you have cancer, you do aggressive chemo.
Daniel: I’m sorry, but are you comparing your son being gay to cancer?

My all white production of The Wiz was a disaster.

April

Pearson: This is an opportunity for all of you to learn a very in demand trade. And we hope that all of you will take it as seriously as we did when selecting you. Ladies, welcome to Whispers.
Cindy: We making panties?

Never invite a New Jersey housewife into your home.

Sheila

People have sex for all sorts of reasons, Simon. You of all people should know that.

Jessica

Oliver: You survived the explosion. How?
Talia: You know I'm not so easily defeated.
Oliver: What are you doing here?
Talia: Oh, I ran afoul of an old foe in Gotham.

This is what we call taking the high road, which I was shocked to learn has nothing to do with marijuana.

Puck

And you're going to have to deal with this cray-cray [Kenneth], who loses his shit on a daily.

Desna [to Bryce]